*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out
How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?
Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker
When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:
fat pigeons make me so irrationally angry. how do they fly. why are they fat. can they even read
*gets a 200 note post* *looks in mirror* fame changed you
David: Now that Sasha is 13 she’s officially old enough to join Tumblr.
President Obama: So…she wasn’t before then?
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